Thurday Thirteen full of Woe and lots of sweraing

Thirteen Things about Aginoth Stood in the Hazlegrove Services on the A303 near Sparkford, Wiltshitre in the Pissing rain with my keys locked in the car, Got out to clean my mirrors and next thing theres a bleep a click and the car had locked itself !!!! With I may add my wallet, My Keys, My Phone and my Coat inside Pissed off would be an understatement tried to get teh McDonalds I was parking next too (and where I had just bougt Breakfast) to let me use their phone to call directory Enquiries and so contact my Breakdown service....would they....would they fuck...Bastards. The Esso Garage over the way however had a payphone....which sensibly (NOT!) was barred from allowing outgoing calls to Directory Enquiries!!!! Luckily the Garage manager took pity on me and let meuse their phone (THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU) Called My Recovery Service, only to find that my membership had unbeknownst to me been cancelled by my Motoring Club (Civil Service Motoring Association) through whom I hold it. Took about 10 minutes of persuasion and a talk to a manaer (oh and threats of national newspapers - this is me remember) to get them to agree to send me help. Britannia Rescue (My Breakdown Cover) finally got to me after an hour despite promising 20 minutes as I was badly in need of breakfast ….also locked in car (thankfully the garage manager gave me a twix so I didn’t pass out) by that time soaked, cold and very very Pissed off. Being a type 1 diabetic I am recorded withthem with them as a priority disabled memeber Then as The doors of the car were opened, my boss called me on my mobile to tell me the meeting was cancelled and so I had to drive back to Work…I litereally screamed. 13 things I hate today.... ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH 1. Bastard Keys 2. Bastard Car 3. Bastard Central Locking 4. Bastard Weather 5. Bastard Civil Service Motoring Organisation 6. Bastard Britannia Rescue 7. Bastard Meetings 8. Bastard Cancelled Meetings 9. Bastard Parking Spaces 10. Bastard McDonalds refusing to let me use their Phone 11. Bastard Payphones not letting me call Directory Enquiries 12. Bastard Driver who drove thru a puddle in the Car Park and Soaked me 13. Bastard Fucking Everything Just for good measure!!!!!!!!!!! Links to other Thursday Thirteens!

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